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Groan x 2......

Posted by Tony on Fri Oct 12, 2001 08:08:44 AM

An American carrier group, is enroute into the North Atlantic, when all of a sudden, the Radar picket spots an object, on a collision course...

American: To unknown vessel, please alter your course 15 degrees South.

Canadian Voice: Please alter your course 15 degrees North

American: Negative , alter your course 15 degrees South.

Canadian: Negative alter your course 15 degress North.

After 5 minutes, of increasingly heated exchanges, the Commander Task Group gets on the blower.

Commander. Attention, this is the Commander battle group, I am on board the USS Lincoln, and I am in command of the 2nd most powerful battle group in the world. Alter your course 15 degrees South immediately, or I will be forced to take extreme measures, to enforce the safety of my carrier, and attendant vessels. Alter your course immediately.

Canadian Voice: Well, we're a lighthouse, so i guess it's your call

Tony :0)

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