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You could be right Paul...

Posted by Tony on Mon Dec 10, 2001 12:59:29 PM

In reply top Re: Shekar Kapur to make "Straight to video" Stinker posted by Paul McMillan on Mon Dec 10, 2001 12:30:24 PM

Especially is he bases the story in the sizties, and the "Widder-Woman" is Joely Richardson, or another quality babe. Male lead.... say Sam Neill or the Boy Selleck.

The token evil Nazi b@stard, cos' there's always one could be,Hardy Kruger, cos he's old enough(Ach Tuefel Herr Larkin, ve meet again,alvays mit der verdammt Schpitfeuers) and Tommy Lee Jones as the psychotic Agent Orange sniffing CIA badboy spook.

Not sure what he's gonna have in there, maybe headhunters, a quick love story,loads of guns,women in tight clothing and fast cars, corrupt generalissimos, back-stabbing business partners, disputes over who owns what,"Cousin Boris", the bumbling Government Museum curator,Nazi Gold, some woman he heart-broke when "she was just a kid", and a rumbstious larger than life true friend , who says "Gary my friend, I thought you were dead".

If we have the obligatory Mountain gorge swinging scenes, and the sensitive prtrayal, of what happens to the remains he finds, and the US Navy playing the villans.(So Mr Larkin, we meet again, always with the Goddamn Wildcats) then I think we can write the script..

Wonder who is gonna play Gary? Who do you have in mind Gazza?

Tony Norman -and there you have it




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