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Re: Mick, I´ve got to ask ......

Posted by MGM on Thu Nov 29, 2001 12:13:57 AM

In reply top Mick, I´ve got to ask ...... posted by Christer on Wed Nov 28, 2001 12:05:19 PM

: ...... was it You who was inquisitive on the Key Forum a
: while back?

Hi Christer.

You mean the
"Vicar's Coffee Morning Five Days A Week But Never At Weekends Forum"....
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"The Old Ladies Knitting Circle Forum".....
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"The Old Ladies Quilt Making Forum"
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"The Cavemen Learning How To Make Fire Forum".....
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"The Growing Your Own Crops Is Not As Efficient As Picking Berries And Nuts Off Trees To Feed A Growing Population Forum"
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"The Why Keep Animals In A Pen When There's Plenty Still Waiting Around To Be Hunted Until Extinct Forum"
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"The Luddite's No New Fangled Machine Thingy Is Taking My Job Matey Forum"......
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"The No Big Ideas Allowed Here Please, We're British Forum"
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"The Invited To The Next Door Neighbour's House To View Their Holiday Snaps Forum"
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"The We Are Just Getting Used To the Concept Of Round Wheels But We Are Still Convinced That Square Ones Use Less Wood And They Are Easier To Nail Together So We Are Sticking With Them For Now Forum"
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"The We Ain't Talking To Plebs You Snotty Nosed Oink Forum"
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"The No Jokes Please, We Don't Have A Sense Of Humour Forum
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"The Talking To Others Ain't The Way To Solve The Aeroplanes Left Outside In All Weathers To Rot Problem Forum"
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"We Have Been Waiting For Years For The Lottery To Sort Out The Country's Aviation Museum Funding Problems, Because We Haven't Done Anything To Sort It Ourselves For 20+ Years Problem Forum"
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"The World Is Flat And You Ain't Gonna Convince Me Otherwise Forum"
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"The Metrication Of Our Money Was A Big Mistake Forum"
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"The There Be Dragons Over There And Sea-Monsters Over Here Forum"
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"The We Won The War So We Ain't Giving Those Germans Back Their Aeroplanes Forum"
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"The Noah's Ark Is Still On Mount Arrarat Forum"
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"The It's Too Much Like Hard Work, And It'll Never Work Anyway Forum"
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"The Loch Ness Monster Can't Possibly Exist And No I Haven't Done Any Of My Own Independent Research Forum"
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"The If You Want Loads Of Answers Then Talk About Flying Legends Or Slag Someone Off Forum"
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"The I'm Seriously Considering Getting One Of Those Big Slippers That Fits Over Both Feet, What Do You Think, Will It Suit Me ? Forum"
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"The Friday Night Is Shopping Night And Sunday Morning Is Meant For Reading The Sunday Sport And Trailing Round The Shopping Mall With My Wife To Buy Another Knitted Toilet Roll Holder With A Little Plastic Dolly on Top From The Oxfam Shop After Which We Have Traditional Sunday Lunch And I Weed The Garden Before I Nod Off Forum"
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"The Even TV Religious Programmes Are Getting A Bit Racey These Days Forum"
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"The It's 8.00pm And It's Past My Bedtime Forum"
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"The My Favourite Colour Is Grey Because It Matches My Complexion And My Y-Fronts Forum"
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"The I'm Looking Forward To Christmas Because My Granny Is Knitting Me A New Grey Cardigan And Vest And Woolly Bobble Hat And Scarf And Gloves If I Don't Knit Them Myself First Forum"
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"The My House Is Painted All Magnolia And I'm Proud Of It Forum"
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"The My Wife Used The Offcuts From Making Our Flowery Pattern Curtains To Make Herself And Our Daughter New Dresses And Don't They Look Lovely Forum"
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"The God Help Him But My Son Is Turning Out Just Like Me Forum"
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"The My Ambition Is To Be A Professional Plane Spotter In Greece Forum"
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"The I Only Have Two Kids Because My Wife Won't Let Me "Know" Her Anymore Forum"
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"The There Isn't Life On Other Planets Because I Read It In A Book And I Believe Everything I Read Forum"
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"The Oral Is A Dirty Word Wash Your Mouth Out Forum"
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"The I Don't Care If It Is Your Spitfire You Can't Paint It Red And Call It G-FIRE Unless You Want A Death Threat Forum"
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"The There's No Such Thing As Ghosts Because I Have Never Seen One Forum"
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"The Roswell Incident Was Real Forum"
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"The My Mother-in-law Wants To Come And Live With Us Won't It Be Lovely Forum"
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"The My Mother Always Said I Shouldn't Have Married That Harlet And Can I Come Home Now Forum"
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"The My Kids Are Getting Into That Rock And/Or Roll Thing Is It Right To Worry Forum"
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"The My Mother Still Washes My Clothes Because My Wife Does It All Wrong Forum"
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"The Etc Forum"



Yes It Was Me......I get around a bit don't I ?
Can't resist saying my bit to whoever cares to listen...LOL

Do you think I will have outstayed my welcome at Flypast now ?
I bet I know who jumps on me to swipe me round the gob for saying all the above...........

ALL IN JEST OF COURSE.........!

;-).....LOOK !....happy winking smiley face......!

TTFN
Mick




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