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On a much lighter note........ ;-)

Posted by Karen on Sat Jul 06, 2002 09:21:14 AM

This was just released

The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all
Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out
terrorists hiding in our community. Since the Taliban cannot stand
nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's
wife, on Saturday afternoon at
2:00 p.m. EST, all North American women are asked to walk out of their
house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist
effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
your house to prove that you think t's OK to see other women nude.
(Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six pack at your side is
further proof of your anti Taliban sentiment.) Names and addresses of
non participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your efforts. Please by all means, send this to

your fellow Patriots to ensure
100% participation.

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